i’ve said some mean things in the past, but i just wanted to say sorry to j.stew and his crew. he’s got great material sometimes for sure.
Just like Seth Rogan, I strive for “good material.” Unfortunately I don’t have a schtick or “angle” yet. That’s what I’m trying to establish these days - my angle.
“Teddy Bear” + smokes weed + ‘just a bro’ + ultimately nonthreatening + attracts female sympathy while remaining “good bro” + ‘one of the guys’ + reminds me of my one friend + penis jokes + not gay but comfortable with bro love + ‘lil alt but mostly main’ = ROGAN
LOVE = NU KOMEDY
LOVE = 2009 COMEDY ZEITGEIST
COMEDY = I’m awkward + you love it
COMEDY = I talk about taboo topics + zany personality
COMEDY = My girlfriend sux + I’m so outrageous
COMEDY = zany pre-lez talking about ’dudes suck’
COMEDY = LEZBO MOMS IN SUBURBIA + GAY DADS IN SUBURBIA
MY LIFE = THE ESSENCE OF DAILY SHOW & STEVEN COLBIE GREAT JOB
I went to Walgreens today and I saw this new candy called Pantiliners. It didn’t look edible at first but then I tried it and it was really awesome. It tasted a little bit like Twizzlers actually. It’s a really good deal too. I bought a pack of 80 and it was only 89 cents!
Sometimes I wonder how you become an MTV celebrity.
What kind of style does this group of people have collectively?
I don’t think this guy’s meant to be a late night host. He makes Jimmy Kimmel seem really awesome in comparison. How do you feel about Craig Ferguson? He seems kinda edgy - he might have the most original material out of the three. 
….then there’s no point in blogging right? At the moment I’m listening to a bad Empire of the Sun remix on Hype Machine. It’s actually pretty not-bad - - I can usually tolerate anyting minorly electro/techno. I need to find more shitty techno on myspace!
If you think about the number of myspace artists and how many unknown jams are out there…. I don’t know what I’m saying…. but I know Shitty Techno should be its own genre. There was a band called Shit Disco right? :( I’m pretty sure Shitty Disco is already established.
An indie artist should do some “random covers” of unknown myspace music to generate some buzzz.
Someone should write an essay about disco skulls. I think there’s something going on there.
I’m thinking about making a series of “crappy” techno logos that will appear on a google image “techno” search.
Nothing’s worse than boring/depressing “indie” music in my opinion. A “techno beat” is definitely more conducive to “getting stuff done”…..I think it makes me think better.
Still trying to understand the art of blogging. It still seems pretty dumb to me. I feel pressure to force “content” into being. When I re-read something I wrote it just seems kinda dumb. Amateur bloggerz come up with lists, right? You can re-post your Last.fm ‘artists of the week’ list too??
I’m trying to stay on the positive tip these days. It’s too easy to talk trash about things you don’t like. Don’t wanna be like some snarky self-hating blogger or worse yet - a “critic.” I guess there’s a little pocket for cultural criticism, but I don’t think I have the necessary skillz for that.
Satire is a pretty ALT comedy tool. I think it’s generally funnier than sarcasm and it appears to be less bitter and world-hating on the surface at least. I’m trying to find new avenues of comedy that “stay positive.” I should take a stab at Blog-slapstick.
I’m trying to think of the jokes I find funny…. What kind of humor is Mr. Shake and Carl?
What kind of humor is Jermaine? Is he funnier than Brett? I think they had to “ALT” Brett more than Jermaine when they started filming Flight of the Conches. Jermaine is definitely a more nature alt. Who do you think is better?
Surreal comedy sounds like the stupidist thing ever… I think I like lo-brow/ALT/slapstick/satire maybe. You know, like Aziz Ansari.
I can’t tell you how much I love bloopers! I didn’t know about this site called Fail Blog until recently. Pretty happy I found it - although I already exhausted their video collection.
I’m really out of touch. I don’t think my jokes are relevant anymore. I need to find some new material, guys. What do people think is funny these days? I’ve been thinking about testing out some new jokes soon. Just to get my feet wet.
Last year I had all this new material and then “Juno” came out and stole all my thunder. So I’m gonna take a different approach this time.
Possible funny things: my jewish identity, “the club”, my quirky immigrant family…
I’ve also been thinking about adopting an “awkward” personna, and that would be the joke. You know, like how I don’t respond to things like other people.
Just looking for new concepts of hilarity. A lot of people think racial humor is pretty hot these days.
Maybe I’ll just pretend I’m “crazy” but actually unload some next level racist jams.
