dudes, i’ve been kinda conflicted recently… not sure if i should tell my GF that i’ve got this “hit blog” that gets all these unique visitors - feel like it might change things. it’s not like i talk trash about her (even though i totally could), but.. i don’t know…
i need your help - should i tell her?
PROS - i wanna be a ‘solid dude’ - my GF could maybe increase my traffic if she tells her friends - maybe my GF’s friends would think i’m cool + edgy
CONS - my GF has recently gained a few xtra ‘pounds’ - she might want me 2 blog about her folk band Regina Spektor - might feel weirder about creeping on other blogger chix
i feel kinda bad about breaking up with this chick, but not really. i mean, she put on all these pounds recently and it just started looking kinda gross. hate that flabby shit, you know what i mean??? dude i think she liked jason mraz too…. oh man. sometimes i think i’m just too much of raw dawg for this domestic shit
but that’s the past. i wanna celebrate now. what should i do?
some possibilities from my buddies:
go to the strip club // mogehan sun 4 slot machines // watch ‘a league of their own’ with some random chix
yo is it true that Jacko and Madonna switched places in 1991 for a week and no one even knew?!
Don’t really know too much about these dudes. I’m pretty sure I’ve heard their jams before. I like this remix though. Kind of a “meaningful moment” vibe/I’m excited ‘bout the future/things are getting better. The lyrics are a little weird - but it sounds pretty good.
Definitely skip the first minute + 13 seconds. Also, these guys need some better promo shots/google images! I had to post some hot chix because their shots were kinda boring.
I’m so happy and relaxed right now. It feels so good to get out of the city. Can’t believe it’s almost summer. The winter was so crappy. I’m listening to this new french band called The Justice - one of my friends is a really huge music fan and discovered them on some blog. I don’t have time to look for new music so it’s awesome when my friends recommend stuff for me.
It’s awesome to finally break out my cargos again. I’ve been working out for the past few months and it really paid off. I feel pretty buff right now. I think when the weekend’s over I’ll have a good base tan - it’s so nasty when you see really white people who are out of shape on the beach.
I’m sitting next to my girlfriend. I feel a little worried because I think she’s been eating too much pizza or something. She looks kinda chunky, I don’t know if she realizes it. I feel a little embarassed because I don’t want to be in better shape than her. It just doesn’t look right.
I feel kinda bad because I can eat whatever I want and not gain weight. So I’ll eat like four slices and it’s no big deal. But my girlfriend shouldn’t eat four slices - I don’t think she gets it. We just have different metabolisms. I mean, it’s not so bad to feel a little hungry all the time. You pretty much get used to it after a while.
My new digicam takes really awesome pictures. I can zoom in really far and the resolution doesn’t deteriorate or anything. I think I’m a pretty good photographer. My friends always use the pictures I take for their facebook.
I like how my camera isn’t as boring as everyone else’s. Who thought it was a good idea to make all cameras silver? It’s so stupid.
I don’t really “get” photographers. How can that be a skill? All you do is press a button. I hate when people think they’re like artists because they bought some really expensive camera.
I’ve been a life-long fan of Bust magazine. Since I’m a sensitive indie dude, I don’t believe in stereotypical gender roles. I’m a progressive dude just like you. I read Bust to increase my sensitivity to gender issues and understand the “the female experience.”
I used to be more “political” but then everything became supermeshed with the economy and I realized it wasn’t a rational economic decision. I took refuge in crafts and simple things like cool glasses. I realized fashion could be for everyone and didn’t automatically imply the objectification of women. I used to have beliefs that ran counter to society’s norms. Now I have beliefs that run counter to facebook’s norms of “mainstream” status updates. I inject a quirkiness into my social relations that can be perfectly encapsulated in today’s hit indie comedies.
I am not a follower. I am followed. I am being followed. I make crafts and hope to create a DIY mailorder business to sell my wares to members of the alternative economy in an ethical and eco-friendly fashion.
I meet people similar to me in urban centers that cater to….
I like Tina Fey because she…. As Bust magazine’s creative director, I will put Tina Fey on the cover so that… because she represents…
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