i’m a real dude. right here, bro. just happen to like daft punk + chix + captain EO. lemme know if you have a prob with that (aka hit this dude up)

not ashamed of who am, what my interests/hobbies are. i am not ashamed to be “totally fancy” and don’t feel guilty that you’re not
It’s Saturday at 12:30pm. I just stopped following this one fem-blogger named Bohemia.
I actually counted her number of posts today… 10+ starting at 7am!!! I’m sorry that’s insane.
think i might stop following these random bloggers because i really don’t care but most of all i’m just bored and they make me want to do something other than type on keys/look at some (stupid) screen…everything is so boring but most of all these blogs everywhere making everything so crappy
So many desperate, sad lonely people out there blogging their lives away, hoping that someone “actually cares” and finds value in their expression. Well, they probably don’t, and you lame bloggers just seem totally pathetic pawning off this bad material as some kind of “joke/meme” that has the potential to spread virally.

99% dudes at the Tumblr party. What a suprise. Man, how could you even consider attending a “blogger” party?
The sad part is that technology is actually geared towards people like you. Do you know why? Because there are so many lonely-ass people out there - it’s a huge market of isolated, easily influenced turd-likes.

I just wanna get this start-up going, get some hedge fund cash involved, change the course of our digital society, make some dollaz, exploit some flaw or gap in the traffic-machine of the internet buy some next-level shit hope I won’t be excluded from the flow.

But seriously, I actually tried “following” some bloggers. It was a terrible idea. They post “cool photos” like every 2 minutes! What are you doing with your life? Do you realize how pathetic you seem? Feeling like I’m part of some losers club, might have to ditch tumblr.